Dear Help Desk,

Last year 1 upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new programming began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewellery applications which had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

Additionally, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programmes such as Football 5.0 and Boxing 3.0

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. 1 have tried running Nagging 5.3 to rectify these problems, but to no avail.

Help please!
Desperate

Dear Desperate,

Please bear in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating syatem!
Try to enter the command: C:/1-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME, then install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. However, remember that overuse could cause Husband 1.0 to default to grumpySilence 2.5, happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1
Beer 6.1 is a very bad programme that will create "Snoring Loudly" WAV.files. DO NOT install MotherinLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend programme. These are not supported applications and will cause Husband 1.0 to crash.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great programme, however, it does have limited memory and is unable to learn new applications quickly.
Consider purchasing additional software to improve performance. Personally, I would recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3

HELP DESK